April 13, 2014

Oyster mushrooms freak me out. They’re like little vaginas attached to other vaginas.

April 9, 2014

makhshayfe:

Map of the US

(via soupgreens)

April 9, 2014

Ivan Aivazovsky (July 29, 1817 – May 5, 1900), “[…] most famous for his seascapes, which constitute more than half of his paintings. Aivazovsky is widely considered as one of the greatest seascape painters of all time.

originals

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April 9, 2014

always frustrating and rewarding to distinguish taste from personality

April 9, 2014

i swear i just need like one week to catch up on everything and then i can have a normal social life

April 9, 2014

fuck me twice and sideways until i gasp for air

April 9, 2014

When I responded to his question, he said the word “cool” as if he would have said the word no matter what my response was.

April 9, 2014
"You’re on earth. There’s no cure for that."

— Samuel Beckett (via darksilenceinsuburbia)

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April 9, 2014

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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April 8, 2014

too depressed to masturbate properly

April 8, 2014

One letter difference between Jaws and Jews rawr I’m a shark

March 28, 2014

The worst part about my friends graduating will be watching their dreams and life plans slowly deteriorate on Facebook

March 10, 2014

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March 10, 2014

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March 4, 2014

John Travolta’s Idina Menzel statement: “Ines bruwn mfulf ew daj. Tiwn kuntin…wulp wisq Adele Dazeem doop? Zim pup Jeq malone, jeq malone”

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