Oyster mushrooms freak me out. They’re like little vaginas attached to other vaginas.
Ivan Aivazovsky (July 29, 1817 – May 5, 1900), “[…] most famous for his seascapes, which constitute more than half of his paintings. Aivazovsky is widely considered as one of the greatest seascape painters of all time.”
always frustrating and rewarding to distinguish taste from personality
i swear i just need like one week to catch up on everything and then i can have a normal social life
fuck me twice and sideways until i gasp for air
When I responded to his question, he said the word “cool” as if he would have said the word no matter what my response was.
— Samuel Beckett (via darksilenceinsuburbia)
too depressed to masturbate properly
One letter difference between Jaws and Jews rawr I’m a shark
The worst part about my friends graduating will be watching their dreams and life plans slowly deteriorate on Facebook
John Travolta’s Idina Menzel statement: “Ines bruwn mfulf ew daj. Tiwn kuntin…wulp wisq Adele Dazeem doop? Zim pup Jeq malone, jeq malone”