July 29, 2014

Wow the homeless guy laying on the sidewalk like a broken bird is really buff

July 29, 2014

basedgosh:

take me down to the paradise city where the grass is blue and the girls are blue and everything is blue da ba dee da ba die

(Source: canadad, via mistakenbacon)

July 29, 2014

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July 29, 2014

silvermender:

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

shrek is love 

(via mistakenbacon)

July 29, 2014

eileenthequeen:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

What

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July 29, 2014

thehardtimesofjennataylor:

this is beautiful

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July 10, 2014

To good for complacency; not good for anything else

June 19, 2014
dappledwithshadow:

Detail from Triptych: The Crucifixion, Rogier van der Weyden, 1443-1445

dappledwithshadow:

Detail from Triptych: The Crucifixion, Rogier van der Weyden, 1443-1445

(Source: imagediver, via mahdic)

June 11, 2014
gerardgayofficial:

oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper

gerardgayofficial:

oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper

(Source: gerardgayofficial, via fictitiousmomentum)

April 13, 2014

Oyster mushrooms freak me out. They’re like little vaginas attached to other vaginas.

April 9, 2014

makhshayfe:

Map of the US

(via soupgreens)

April 9, 2014

Ivan Aivazovsky (July 29, 1817 – May 5, 1900), “[…] most famous for his seascapes, which constitute more than half of his paintings. Aivazovsky is widely considered as one of the greatest seascape painters of all time.

originals

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April 9, 2014

always frustrating and rewarding to distinguish taste from personality

April 9, 2014

i swear i just need like one week to catch up on everything and then i can have a normal social life

April 9, 2014

fuck me twice and sideways until i gasp for air

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